bored this summer?
have access to a mountain side, some long sheets of plastic, wood and small portable swimming pool?
well then you might want to give this a try
and bring your best digital media editing trickery software
UNSEXY UPDATE - even Yahoo! is spoiling the fun by pointing out the (obvious) fakery
been a while since i posted - blame it on traveling, or the rain if you're Milli Vanilli
... but this guy is RIDONKULOUS!
32 songs in 8 minutes?
Are you serious? Or just bored with a guitar in Sweden so you do this all day?
MUCHO-IMPRESSIVE.
I think what is most distubring about this video is what happens around the 10 second mark, when the body-slapper gently puts his hand on the shoulder of the beat-boxer, and then they give each other that ... look.
You know the look between two cousins... two CLOSE cousins... that live in Arkansas?
That look that guy gave Ned Beatty in DELIVERANCE?
for some, it may simply be the change of a day in your calendar marking an 18th birthday.
for other it might be the respect gained after stepping up and taking on some big league adult responsibility like voting, paying alimony or cracking open your first legally purchased beer.
honestly, go ahead and watch this heart-warming little video that has the feeling of being a movie trailer for some heart-warming indie romantic comedy.
But really, it's just making fun of retarded cats.
Named Charley.
I do wonder if the owner harkens back to "Flowers for Algernon" to have that name.
and what better way to remdind yourself that no matter how hard you try, despite your best intentions, regardless of all the positive energy you can muster...
this is TRUTH
having a hard start to your Monday? Need some groovy precision martial arts timing to get your heart rate up more than the 3rd cup of java? You've seen this guy on here before, but now there's some extended coverage of his mad nunchucka skills!
and I never, ever figured out how to solve one of these, without totally destroying it, which is quite similar to what I usually wind up doing to one of these delicate and expensive pieces of female undergarments. *sigh*
as more friends are getting engaged, or moving in with partners, or simply making 'adult' decisions, i find myself perplexed by the whole age factor and wonder why it even has any bearing. yet it does.
and yes, I spend time on the weekends making graphs. where is my edge of the bell curve girl?
the inner sanctum of power - and Obama's gmail inbox.
I'm sure I'm way late on this, but THE ONION never lets you down for some great satire.
When one minute and 45 seconds will do nicely?
And you get put on the JUMBOTRON at a Celtic's game, and get to display your Jon Bon Jovi impersonation in your seat section, complete with over-exaggerated arm gesticulations to emphasize your outrage at the economy and punctuated with air-guitar leaps to stomp on the heavy rock beat?
somehow I missed all the Valentine's day hoopla and celebration, but luckily I stumbled across this little gem to keep me more than sated in my quest for that all elusve combination of bikinis and firearms...
How you feeling about the 'big day' tomorrow?
Do you have plans for a nice dinner with good wine and sharing the omantic evening with someone special?
Yeah, me too...
You need to check out this web site to see some brilliant mockery of movie titles and their 1960's styled book covers. The idea of "I can read movies" is pure and simple in its elegance and poking fun of the whole entertainment industry.
... in the domains of Rocket Surgery AND Brain Science...
I think I have a chance with figuring out this delightful new piece of technology
:-)
you could also equate this to my level of fitness after realizing I could buy all the beer I ever wanted...
What if David Lynch directed a Disney movie about Goofy?
Wonder no further my friend, the joy of the internet brings all good things to those who are rightheous, just like Buddha.
Despite the unsightly long yellow umbilical cord...
I need one of these RIGHT NOW!
You gotta love those frisky college students at UT in Austin, Texas. Not only determined, but resourceful, they managed to cut through padlocks and hack password protected computers to change the 'road safety signs' near a construction area.
With appropriate messages of impending doom, National Socialist flesh eating dead creatures, and instructions to run away.
I'm not sure I'm really convinced after viewing this viral video to help promote, "He's Just Not That Into You" with the male leads going through the top ten cliches from chick flicks that are NOT in their movie.
Confused?
Yeah, me too.
Does this mean there is NOT going to be the best friend girl that is ten times hotter than the main lead girl?
Did she really just say 'that'... ?
Is she a qualified 'Love Doctor"...?
Is this part of the reason why I left Detroit due to shoddy journalism...?
Let me listen to that again...
yeah, it sure sounds like she just said...
... that scene in Matrix (1 or 2 or 3 - who really cares since only the first one was any good), where Nero takes on Agent Smith in the park, and Agent Smith starts cloning himself and it's a kung-fu violence orgy!
yeah, that was cool!
hmm, let's see
there's the standard card with roses and analog representations of love (like a thermometer is an analog representation of temperature... wait, what would temperature look like really if it was an iconic model? Because a child's toy truck is an iconic physical representation of a real truck...
but I digress)
It's no secret that Chuck Norris is one bad dude. And when I say 'bad' I really mean tough. And when I say "tough" I'm actually referring to the stength of his moral fiber.
I'm not sure there will EVER be an end horizon for reality TV show fodder, but "The Principal's Office"?? Really? C'mon...
What's next, "The Hall Monitor"?
"The Janitor"?
Methinks this is long past inane, and the whole idea jumped it's shark with SURVIVOR.
okay, so grammar may be a bit off, but check out this older version of James Allan's single, "U Can Light My Love".
He's working right now on re-recording it and will re-release soon. But in the meantime, enjoy a little local Cologne-esque building top dance-off!
I love this little animation of a guy asking his female friend to recount the Star Wars trilogy, even though she's never really seen it. Well she's seen bits of it... and she puts together one of the best summaries you'll ever see.
Well, at least it makes about as much sense as the 'prequel' trilogy!
Behold and enjoy the innocent brilliance of...
So it's wednesday, also known as 'hump day' in some parlance circles, and i'm rather bored with the whole start of the year thus far.
We've got the inauguration to look forward to, but that's another 6 days away. We could get pumped about World Cup 2010 in South Africa, but oh yeah, that's like forever away.
